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Showing posts with label Chelsea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chelsea. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Abramovich Is Building A Nightclub Under Stamford Bridge


Owner of Chelsea, Roman Abramovich is splashing his on a new £20m private club under Stamford Bridge’s East Stand.

It has space for "500 close friends" , a £150,000 waterfall feature and a moving dance floor. Construction is almost complete and it expects to be opened in December.

I think the idea of a nightclub under the stadium is unique but the club itself is promoting going to nightclubs and the players don't have to go anywhere after the game ends.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Who Cuts The Chelsea's Players' Undies??

Chelsea are looking wide open at the back - because someone is slashing HOLES in their undies.A prankster keeps creeping into the changing room at their training ground to cut up their designer pants.

Ironic for players who at times have had trouble keeping their pants ON. (JT,Cashley)

The mystery culprit strikes up to twice a week while the Blues train at Cobham, Surrey.

England star Frank Lampard said: "It's gone on for about a year. We get in to find the bum cheeks cut out of our underpants.

"It has to be one of the players. They are the only ones with access. You might get two hits in a week, then he won't attack for a month or so."

Lamps, 32, added: "I've a good idea who it is but wouldn't dream of making accusations until I have proof.

"I hope it's soon - it's costing a fortune in designer underwear!"

A club insider said: "It was a bit of a laugh but now the lads are a bit cheesed off.

"There's hardly any holes in our defence - so it's a shame the same can't be said of our underpants."


Thursday, August 19, 2010

Sunderland Fans More Fat than Newcastle Fans.

"Newcastle fans, no longer number 1"

The Department of Health have put together shocking statistics accumulated from a survey, which shows footie fans against each other to see who drank, smoked and ate the most.

According to the results, Fulham fans drink the most alcohol, Sunderland fans are the most unhealthy (nicer way of saying “fat”).

Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United were joined by newcomers Blackpool in the healthy fans department.

  • Sunderland: 51.3%
  • Everton: 51.16%
  • Wigan Athletic: 48.21%
  • Manchester City: 47.25%
  • Fulham: 47.17%
  • Blackburn Rovers: 45.0%
  • West Ham United: 44.99%
  • Bolton Wanderers: 44.9%
  • Wolverhampton Wanderers: 44.89%
  • Tottenham Hotspur: 44.87%
  • West Bromwich Albion: 44.63%
  • Aston Villa: 43.23%
  • Stoke City: 42.19%
  • Birmingham City: 41.49%
  • Liverpool: 40.5%
  • Newcastle United: 40.32%
  • Chelsea : 38.48%
  • Manchester United: 36.39%
  • Arsenal: 36.3%
  • Blackpool: 30.33%

Saturday, August 14, 2010

So, Who is Ramires???



Chelsea have completed a deal with Brazillian striker Ramires for around £17m on a 4 year contract.

So, who is this Ramires??? FRMS tells the details.

1 Ramires was in the squad at the World Cup and as the tournament progressed, his role developed. Suspension ruled him out of Brazil's defeat to Holland after an impressive performance in the last 16 against Chile.

2. His full name is Ramires Santos dos Nascimento. If that sounds familiar its because he shares a name with a certain Edson Arantes de Nascimento- or Pele. No relation though.

3. In 2008 he played for Brazil under-23 squad at the Olympics and won a bronze medal.

4. In Brazil, Cruzeiro fans nicknamed him the 'Blue Kenyan'- blue for the club colours and Kenyan for his stamina on the park which put the fans in mind of marathon runners.

5. He moved to Benfica last summer and was part of their title-winning squad.

6 Ramires has 16 caps for Brazil but has not played in 75% of his country's recent internationals. This may mean Chelsea have to appeal to get the player a work permit.

7, Benfica play the midfield diamond formation, similar to Chelsea under Ancelotti. Ramires usually played the right side but can also do the job to the left.

8. He was in the Benfica side knocked out of the Europa League by Liverpool last season.

9. Ramires isn't noted as a goalscoring midfielder but he is rated highly for work rate and effectiveness.

10. A box-to-box midfielder, he provides more chances than take them.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Man United Win the Community Shield by 3-1

A banner of Carlo Ancelotti before kick-off.
A flying banner of Sir Alex Ferguson.
A Goal is a Goal: Chicharito scores even though the ball hit his nose before it hit the net. Also on the score sheet, Valencia (44th) and Berbatov(90th+1). Salomon Kalou only managed a consolation goal for the Blues.
Christine Bleakley was there at Wembley to show support to Frank Lampard.
Fabio Capello looks on at Ashley Cole. BTW, Ashley Cole performed badly. Not a good show to put on for the England manager.
Captain Vidic lifts the trophy.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Dolce&Gabbana For Chelsea


Wait, first it was Armani, now its D&G???? Why don't other clubs do these kinds of stuff???

The Chelsea players at the unveiling of their new D&G coats....Awesome!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

The Rumours were True...

Yossi Benayoun, in my opinion, not the best player for Liverpool has joined Chelsea, reportedly on for £5.5 million after new Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson gave the green light for the Israeli's move to Stamford Bridge.

Don't Believe me, click here..

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Christine Bleakley at Chelsea Gym

She dates the vice-captain of the club, Frank Lampard so she gets to use the Chelsea gym...cool....

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Red Devils to Contest the Community Shield

The FA has announced that United will take on Chelsea in the 2010 Community Shield match on Sunday 8 August.

The annual curtain-raiser to the domestic season is traditionally contested by the league champions and the FA Cup winners but with Carlo Ancelotti's side claiming the double last term, the Reds will take them on at Wembley as Barclays Premier League runners-up.

The fixture is a repeat of last year’s Community Shield which ended 2-2 draw in normal time, with Nani and Wayne Rooney scoring for United. Chelsea then won the resulting penalty shoot-out to deny the Reds a third consecutive Shield success.

United have won the Shield 14 times outright, dating back to 1908. The most recent triumph was in 2008 when Sir Alex Ferguson's then English and European champions beat FA Cup winners Portsmouth 3-1 on penalties. The Reds have shared the Shield four times - prior to the rule change when draws were then settled via spot-kicks.

Glory Glory Man Utd!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Cole,Ballack and Belletti exit Stamford Bridge

Cole will focus on the WC while Ballack is recovering from his injury...

Joe Cole was an obvious one due to his salary demands but didn't see Michael and Juliano coming!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Chelsea Celebrate Double!

Chelsea celebrates The Double in a bus around West London and Golden Boot winner Didier Drogba just had to show his "doubles"....

I guess John Terry got paid million bucks to show off the Calvin Kleins he used to shag Wayne Bridge's missus finds most comfortable in.
Drogba celebrates Chelsea's doubles while covering up his....We know it Drog and yes it a *bleep* disgrace!
If this dude falls from the traffic light, are Chelsea gonna pay for his expenses?


BTW, Ancelotti's singing= True Italian Opera . In other words, ear-deafening.


Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Painting the town blue...

Chelsea rounded off a turbulent year in style by clinching this year's Premier League title with a stunning victory yesterday - and hitting the West End to celebrate.

This year has seen the club's players generate mostly negative headlines with the John Terry and Ashley Cole sex scandals and Frank Lampard's split from the mother of his children.

But the trio enjoyed the limelight yesterday. Each played a part in the 8-0 rout of Wigan in their last match, and then partied hard with their WAGs in close attendance - all apart from Cheryl Cole of course.


Toni Terry who has been going through a lot this year after Perroncel-gate.
Ashley Cole hanging out solo...
Another Cole, Joe leaves daughter Ruby at home to have a night out with wife Carly who has retained her slim figure who gave birth two months ago.
Frank Lampard and The One Show host/ girlfriend Christine Bleakley with the latter hydrating herself.
Michael Ballack and wife Simeone
Manchester City's Emmanuel Adebayor
Injured Arsenal skipper Cesc Fabregas who has been named in the Spain 30-man squad
Arsenal's Gael Clichy
French and Gunners teammates Samir Nasri and Bacary Sagna
And another Gunner, Sol Campbell....How many Arsenal players were in attendance at the party anyway????

Monday, May 10, 2010

Chelsea are the Premier League Champions of 2009/2010

"Oh yeah, Chelsea won the league and I beat Rooney for the Golden Boot"!!!!
Carlo Ancelotti is the first manager of Chelsea since The Special One José Mourinho to ever win the title.
Captain John Terry with wife Toni and kids Summer Rose and Georgie John.
Joe Cole with new born baby Ruby
Frank Lampard couldn't hide his feelings.
Michael Ballack....

Congrats Chelsea......As a United fan, this is the nicest I can say....

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Forbes' Most Expensive Football Teams

No. 10: Schalke 04

Domestic league: German Bundesliga

Owner/majority shareholder: Veltins brewery

Current value: $510 million

A new German TV deal is boosting revenue. So is selling out Veltins Arena (the brewer is parent and naming-rights sponsor). The team is locked up with Gazprom on a shirt sponsorship deal that will reportedly pay as much as $180 million over five years. Quarterfinalists in Champions League in '08, Schalke 04 was out early in '09.

No. 9: Juventus

Domestic league: Italian Serie A

Owner/majority shareholder: Agnelli family

Current value: $600 million

Juventus was promoted back to Serie A last year following scandal and demotion. Eligible for Champions league this year, the team is building a new, mid-sized stadium; the naming rights are already sold.

No. 8: Chelsea

Domestic league: English Premiership

Owner/majority shareholder: Roman Abramovich

Current value: $800 million

Although the team was a runner-up both in Premiership and Champions leagues, home attendance at London's Stamford Bridge was down. More than $700 million in debt, team head Peter Kenyon's plan to turn profit will have to wait.

No. 7: Barcelona

Domestic league: Spanish Primera Liga

Owner/majority shareholder: club members

Current value: $960 million

The Champions league semifinalist is investing in Major League Soccer team in Miami to grow U.S. presence and investing $400 million to redevelop its old stadium.

No. 6: AC Milan

Domestic league: Italian Serie A

Owner/majority shareholder: Silvio Berlusconi

Current value: $990 million

The team shared a stadium with Inter Milan, and it will miss the '09 Champions league after a subpar 2008, despite borrowing David Beckham from Los Angeles Galaxy. Revenues are up on first year of new TV deal with Berlusconi's Mediaset

No. 5: Liverpool

Domestic league: English Premiership

Owner/majority shareholder: George Gillett/Thomas Hicks

Current value: $1.01 billion

The credit crunch forced owners to halt plans for new stadium last year. Hicks and Gillett have roughly three months to repay or refinance $600 million in debt with RBS/Wachovia. Owners could be forced to sell just one year after making the semifinals of the Champions league.

No. 4: Bayern Munich

Domestic league: German Bundesliga

Owner/majority shareholder: club members

Current value: $1.11 billion

The team missed the Champions league but made it to semifinals of Union of European Football Associations (UEFA) Cup. Bayern Munich has a debt-free balance sheet, and last year it bought a 50% stake in its stadium that it did not own, which will increase their revenue this season.

No. 3: Arsenal

Domestic league: English Premiership

Owner/majority shareholder: Alisher Usmanov

Current value: $1.2 billion

London club sold out new Emirates Stadium in its second year, despite increased ticket prices, and finished third in English Premier League (EPL). Naming rights pay an average of $18 million a year through 2021, which should help pay stadium debt. There are 50,000 fans on the waiting list for season tickets.

No. 2: Real Madrid

Domestic league: Spanish Primera Liga

Owner/majority shareholder: club members

Current value: $1.353 billion

Despite the loss of their jersey sponsor BenQ Mobile, these Spanish champs are in the second year of a $1.4 billion, seven-year TV deal. And recent stadium improvements mean more luxury suites and hospitality revenue this season

No. 1: Manchester United

Domestic league: English Premiership

Owner/majority shareholder: Glazer family

Current value: $1.87 billion

These European champs benefit from the first year of new Premiership TV deal. Owners could sell naming rights for the team's Old Trafford stadium to reduce their $1 billion debt.


Sunday, April 18, 2010

Premier League Title Race Gets More Exciting!

Chelsea

The Blues suffered a major setback after defeat away to Tottenham Hotspur after Jermain Defoe scored the opener from the penalty spot after John Terry handled in penalty area with Gareth Bale scoring another break after the North-London derby against Arsenal. JT's evening got even worse as he got sent off after receiving a 2nd yellow card. Frank Lampard scored one but could only make it as a consolation goal for Chelsea.
Arsenal

Arsenal's hopes of winning their first title in 5 years have gone to tatters after a defeat to relegation-threatened Wigan after 3 goal by the Lactics in the final 10 minutes after Theo Walcott and Mikael Silvestre scoring from either sides of half time.


Arsène Wenger just loves to kick bottles when disappointed eh?
Thank god nothing like this happened...



Man Utd

After a fortnight that all United fans would wish to forget, living legend Paul Scholes scored a header and his 101th Premier League goal with 20 seconds left on the clock in the Manchester derby. Wayne Rooney also was included in the starting line up with Jonny Evans filling injured Rio Ferdinand's position at the heart of defence partnering alongside Nemanja Vidic.
Close friends Patrice Evra and Carlos Tevez, former devil (btw,they still text each other) battle it out for the ball.
Long Live Scholesy!

The gap between Chelsea and United is just one point with everyone ruling out Arsenal to win it after assuming they would take the tittle due to the easier run-in of the three. Next week, United welcome Spurs, Chelsea take on Stoke and Arsenal host Man City.