MId-Week Premier League Madness

Rafael Van der Vaart squares up with Phil Bardsley in an-almost-kissing distance.

Park,Park, Wherever You May Be, WTF ?? Goodness, its so WEIRD.

Vidic the cannibal. Or maybe he really likes sky blue.

They're probably talking some cool stuff in Dutch.

Rafael Da Silva was giving a piece of his mind against former Red Carlos Tevez in similar fashion by his namesake at Spurs.

And Carlos was erm...*insert captions please*

This fan was appropriately dressed.

Carlo Ancelotti looks like a grandma with that blue beanie.

The Great Ian Holloway gets angry at reporters on his selection against Aston Villa.

Same Ol' Joey. Three words Barton.Punch.Idiot.

Oh rite! The scores:
Spurs 1-1 Sunderland
Citeh 0-0 United
Chelsea 1-0 Fulham.

Aston Villa 3-2 Blackpool

Newcastle 1-2 Blackburn

Barclays Player And Manager Of The Month

Carlo Ancelotti was voted Manager of the Month and deservingly so. Chelsea are the only club so far to win all their games. But to be fair, Chelsea had an easy run-in.

Paul Scholes won the monthly accolade for players. Paul Scholes is in his twilight of his career but plays like he is in his 20's and tackles like he is 8 years old. :D

UEFA Elite Clubs Meeting

The 12th UEFA Elite Club Coaches Forum was held at UEFA headquarters in Nyon on the afternoon of Wednesday and Thursday morning and was the occasion for top club coaches to discuss the latest trends in European football and express their views on the major issues affecting the elite club game.

A number of Europe's leading coaches have been invited and among those who have confirmed their attendance are: José Mourinho (Real Madrid CF), Josep Guardiola (FC Barcelona), Sir Alex Ferguson (Manchester United FC), Carlo Ancelotti (Chelsea FC), Roy Hodgson (Liverpool FC), Claude Puel (Olympique Lyonnais), Didier Deschamps (Olympique de Marseille), Massimiliano Allegri (AC Milan), Claudio Ranieri (AS Roma), Felix Magath (FC Schalke 04), Thomas Schaaf (SV Werder Bremen), Martin Jol (AFC Ajax), Jorge Jesus (SL Benfica), Jesualdo Ferreira (Málaga CF), Nikos Nioplias (Panathinaikos FC), Jean Fernandez (AJ Auxerre), Thorsten Fink (FC Basel 1893).

Spain's Real Madrid loving sports paper wants you to believe that there is a certain animosity between Pep Guardiola and José Mourinho. But....

Seconds later....They were all over each other.

Sir Alex Ferguson and Carlo Ancelotti were also smiling together.

Can you see how close Fergie and Ancelotti are???

Man United Win the Community Shield by 3-1

A banner of Carlo Ancelotti before kick-off.

A flying banner of Sir Alex Ferguson.

A Goal is a Goal: Chicharito scores even though the ball hit his nose before it hit the net. Also on the score sheet, Valencia (44th) and Berbatov(90th+1). Salomon Kalou only managed a consolation goal for the Blues.

Christine Bleakley was there at Wembley to show support to Frank Lampard.

Fabio Capello looks on at Ashley Cole. BTW, Ashley Cole performed badly. Not a good show to put on for the England manager.

Captain Vidic lifts the trophy.

Chelsea Celebrate Double!

Chelsea celebrates The Double in a bus around West London and Golden Boot winner Didier Drogba just had to show his "doubles"....

I guess John Terry got paid million bucks to show off the Calvin Kleins he used to shag Wayne Bridge's missus finds most comfortable in.

Drogba celebrates Chelsea's doubles while covering up his....We know it Drog and yes it a *bleep* disgrace!

If this dude falls from the traffic light, are Chelsea gonna pay for his expenses?

BTW, Ancelotti's singing= True Italian Opera . In other words, ear-deafening.

Chelsea are the Premier League Champions of 2009/2010

"Oh yeah, Chelsea won the league and I beat Rooney for the Golden Boot"!!!!

Carlo Ancelotti is the first manager of Chelsea since The Special One José Mourinho to ever win the title.

Captain John Terry with wife Toni and kids Summer Rose and Georgie John.

Joe Cole with new born baby Ruby

Frank Lampard couldn't hide his feelings.

Michael Ballack....

Congrats Chelsea......As a United fan, this is the nicest I can say....

Chelsea 0-1 Internazionale (Agg 3-1)

ahh....It was almost written out! José Mourinho, The Special One, returned to Stamford Bridge, to Chelsea where he was sacked after his contributions which made them a Top Class club were overwhelmed by his relationship with Roman Abramovich, club owner. Its almost like you bought a German Shepperd to guard your house and any thief who went in the house were shred to pieces only to leave him astray because he didn't like you. (Apologies to José for comparing him to a dog).

Chelsea vs Inter, José vs Carlo. Portugal vs Italy, Sexy vs Beer Belly (Okay, im a bit mean here)

Let the Game begin!

Why can't he stop looking adorable!?

José Mourinho, the celebrity!

If that is the face when he is laying back at the dugout, what about his *ahem* other faces?

José definitely proves that he is the most fashionable man in football

Average José, simple, laid back , unrevealing when needed to

Old foes. Both are from the Blue of London and Milan. Except José does NOT have a beer belly like Carlo.

Carlo Ancelotti said he wants to be the Sir Alex Ferguson of London. After Didier Drogba's sending off, I am pretty sure he did the infamous "Fergie's Hairdryer Treament"

José celebrates with a small smile and a firm hand.

Final Verdict: José Wins, Carlo LOOSES!

pictures courtesy of Getty Images! and Goal.com!

José Mourinho's Return to Stamford Bridge

In honour of José Mourinho's return to Stamford Bridge, I have complied quotes and sexy pictures of José Mourinho. My support will be for Mourinho when Carlo Ancelotti faces the most sucessful predecessor of his current club.

Words to describe José: Sexy, Controversial, Sexy,Honest, Sexy,Unapologetic,Sexy. ( Im taking things to far)

“Pressure? There is no pressure. Bird Flu is pressure.(The Press Laugh) No, you laugh, but I am being serious. I am more worried about the swan then I am about football."

“I purposely when to Stamford Bridge for the match against Fulham to see the fans and the players. Because, when I go there in March, I want to go there without any emotion." The picture above shows Jose in mentioned occasion.
“Who were (Frank) Lampard, (John) Terry and (Didier) Drogba two years ago? They were certainly not world stars. And in this moment who are they?"

The bust up with Russian billionaire and owner of Chelsea Football Club Roman Abramovich made Mourinho leave the club he won 2 Premiership titles with.

“If he said that it is because somebody told him. And he is part of the clan [against me]," he continued." When asked by reporters about current Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti's comments who said the whole of Italy except Inter fans will want them to loose.

“This is nothing against Sir Alex whatsoever. After the game on Wednesday we were together in my office and we spoke and drank wine. Unfortunately it was a very bad bottle of wine and he was complaining, so when we go to Old Trafford for the second leg, on my birthday, I will take a beautiful bottle of Portuguese wine.”“But he is a great manager, he is clever and used his power and his prestige. The referee should not allow it. I have a lot of respect for Ferguson. I call him boss because he is the manager’s boss. Maybe when I become 60, the kids will call me the same.”

“I saw their players and manager go for a lap of honour after losing to us in their last home game. In Portugal if you do this, they throw bottles at you.” – on Manchester United

“I told Mr Ferguson United didn’t deserve to leave with nothing”. – After Chelsea beat Manchester United 1-0 in Mourinho’s first game as manager.

“After all that has happened this season – and that is a lot – I’ve reached the conclusion that I am a good loser.” – after losing the Premiership title to Manchester United in the 2006/2007 season.

“I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea.” – on Arsène Wenger