Mourinho Cries During Sneijder's Speech

I suddenly love him even more. The Special One has a sensitive side!

Mourinho Slips In The Dugout

Senor Mourinho is a bit unlucky at dugouts after his move to Madrid. Previously, he accidentally hit his head on the dugout and required attention from the physios.

The New Year began with another unfortunate event after he slipped on his way inside the dugout. Is it a dugout curse?

Funnily, he is still cool as a rock even when falling.

Merry Christmas And Happy New Year Everybody!

I would like to wish everybody a wonderful and joyful Merry Christmas. Enjoy all the mince pies and Bûche de Noëls and get drunk with all wine life can offer because you all have been nice kids... YEAH RIGHT!

FRMS would like to wish everybody Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Please expect a long hiatus as I'll try cure my hangovers and snap back from my reverie of me having a drink alone with Senor Jose while looking into his eyes and feeling his perfectly tailored suit.

Pic nicked off from realmadrid.com

Mourinho Press Conference: Thinks Vietnamese League Is Better Than Sevilla Match, Brings A Paper Listing Referee's Mistakes

I love Mourinho press conferences.

A weekend of footy is not complete without looking into the bedroom eyes of that sexy silver fox and see his lips move when he speaks about football and gives a funny quote along the line.

Anyway *hits head to enter back to reality* , after Real Madrid's 1-0 against Sevilla. It was not an entertaining match unless you're into fracas, kicking, moaning, fighting,etc.

During the post-match press conference, the Real Madrid manager arrived into the arena holding a club-crested paper handed by an unknown person apparently listing 13 mistakes by the officials during that match.

"There were 13 serious mistakes by the referee," Mourinho told the post-match news conference.

"I don't feel under pressure when I am doing what I like doing, and I like to coach. I am tired of this. My team needs to be defended. If I say what I think, I will be on the front pages tomorrow and I will be suspended. There is a club and a structure and I want them to defend my team from there."

Mourinho did not read from the mysterious paper by citing that he is tired of being the only one at Madrid who was defending its interests and he also demanded a private meeting with Florentino Perez to discuss the need of a new striker due to absence of Gonzalo Higuain to injury whom is currently replaced by the not-meeting-expectation-of-Mourinho Karim Benzema.

He also made a very humourous remark as the match was “too ugly to be a game of football” and the effervescent Mourinho would rather watch a game in the Vietnamese league. Candid.

The Angry and Hurt Mourinho

José Mourinho is still a great manager, even after Real Madrid's 5-0 defeat to Barcelona. Everyone knows José wants the best from his players. So when Karim Benzema missed a great chance against Real Zaragoza , Mourinho reacted the way Mourinho would act.

But then, karma is everywhere. After the second half commenced, after Angel Di Maria put Madrid 3-1 in front, Mourinho accidentally hit his head on the dugout. The bump required attention from the physio but need not worry, The Special One is still alive.

Red Cards Conspiracy In Amsterdam

Controversy surrounds Real Madrid after both Xabi Alonso and Sergio Ramos received second yellow cards for time wasting. It seems that José Mourinho had orchestrated a devious plan to get both Xabi and Sergio so they would have a clean slate when Real Madrid (already qualified) play in the round of 16.

This video shows Mourinho instructing Xabi and a Real Madrid coach telling Casillas to whisper to Ramos about "something" . Iker can't even look at Sergio!

Mourinho Not So Happy At Ramos Taking Penalty

José Mourinho was clearly not happy when Sergio Ramos stepped up to the plate to score a penalty for Real Madrid.

According to Mourinho’s el número 2, Aitor Karanka, "Cristiano Ronaldo is the penalty taker, but Sergio Ramos approached him and told him he was feeling confident... Mourinho was surprised to realise what was happening as he likes to having everything under control."

Sergio Ramos did convert the penalty to make it 3-1. The video clearly shows Mourinho asking “Why did he take it?” and how much of a control freak he really is. If Mou is so angry for not listening to his instructions, imagine how pissed he might have been if Ramos missed?

Mourinho: Sent To Stands

Real Madrid manager and self proclaimed "The Special One" did not feel so special after he was sent off to the stands during Real Madrid's Copa Del Rey match against Murcia. The men in white did win the match 5-1 but it was a very dirty match played by Mourinho's men.

Six different players were shown yellow cards and both Alvaro Arbeloa and Jose Mourinho were sent off, while just one Murcia player was booked the whole match.

After the match, Mourinho spoke to the press about the ref.

"I cannot say he was a bad referee. I would make a terrible referee. All that matters is that we won. It was a good match. Murcianos can be pleased with their team’s performance. They put Real Madrid in a bind. Madridistas can also be happy because they got over the Alcorcon and Real Union debacles. Now we must wait and see who we draw in the next round."

He later added on the ref by his booking-per-game stats.

"Just look at this referee’s statistics. It is in his nature. I’m not saying he is good or bad. I am not one to judge him, but I do usually analyze referee statistics. This one has officiated about 50 matches in Primera and has shown more than 250 yellow cards; an average of more than six per match. He booked ten players in his last match. I knew once I was sent off that I couldn’t stay where I was, so I looked for the best vantage point and didn’t have a problem. I spoke to the players during halftime and then gave a few orders in the second half."

This video shows the full montage of what went down (In Spanish)

While this video shows an analysis of the entire situation. (In Spanish)

Mourinho: When In Milan

Jose Mourinho was making a return to his former "home"- as he would put it- for a Champions League encounter between Real Madrid and the annoying tennants of his former home, AC Milan. The tennant's fans' were standing by to guess what?- boo him. As expected, Mourinho gave the best response he could give, the 3 finger sign. AC Milan 0-3 Mourinho.

While Inter fans, whose team was beaten by Tottenham (or Gareth Bale, to be more exact) were showing their love to Jose and saying that he belongs to Inter, NOT Rafa Benitez.

The tactics of Jose Mourinho. Featuring his pen and notepad.

Pics from Dirty Tackle.

Sexy In Spain

Gerard Pique has been named the most sexiest man in Spanish football. Considering the top 15, the list consists those from Spain and involved in its domestic league. Pique came top with Xabi Alonso and Osvaldo from Espanyol. Fernando Torres' smile only brought him to 4th while Cesc Fabregas bagged 5th spot. Cristiano Ronaldo was named 6th most sexiest (Sorry Ronnie fans, he's not No.1) .

Sergio Ramos, David Villa, Fernando Llorente bagged 7th,8th and 9th respectively. Pep Guardiola was at tenth spot, the only coach in the top 10. Pochettino and Ocio were 11th and 12th while Bojan beat Sergio Canales for lucky no.13. Well, at least Sergio can take solace in beating his manager Jose Mourinho.

Invader In Real-Milan Match

After barely a minute played at the Santiago Bernabeu in a clash of the titans where Real Madrid hosted AC Milan, an invader invaded (well duh) the hallowed pitch and start running around the pitch the same way José Mourinho ran when his former team Inter Milan won against Barcelona at the Nou Camp. Mourinho in disguise?

José Mourinho Sad Over Missing Out On Portugal Gig

José Mourinho has said that he would love to coach Portugal one day. He had a chance to have a taste of the job for the two Euro 2012 qualifiers after Carlos Quieroz was sacked. Real Madrid, on the other hand, did not want to share their manager.

Mourinho did not get what he wanted and of course will talk about it;

"For two days I felt and I thought like the Portugal coach. And I liked it," he wrote in an article published on the website of the Association of Football Coaches.

"But I have to admit that Real Madrid is a giant institution, which 'bought' me from Inter (Milan), who pay me, and who cannot run the risk faced with their shareholders and followers."

"In retrospect, it's an easy decision to understand," said Mourinho, adding that he "still had a bitter taste at not being able to help the Seleccao".

Former Inter boss Mourinho, who last year won the second Champions League title of his career, wished new Portugal coach Paulo Bento the best.

"Portugal now have a coach and he should be recognised by everyone as 'our coach' and 'the best'," added Mourinho.

Mourinho In The Dugouts

José Mourinho is one of football's charismatic, honest and controversial characters. He is so fun to watch, one can actually make a movie out of his reactions to his team's performance in the dugout.

WARNING: Includes littering and violence towards innocent plastic bottles.

Here's Proof:

Mourinho Jr. Just Like His Daddy

José Mourinho is in love with defensive football. Problem is that it's boring .Daddy is so rhapsodic in his philosophy that his own children seem to like it too.Last week, 10 year old José Jr. made his debut for CD Canillas, a Real Madrid affiliate youth club based in Hortaleza. Guess which position he plays?? GOALKEEPER! José Jr. made three great saves to secure his club's 9-0 demolition of San Roque. But for papa, its the zero that matters the most.

Also in the team, Théo Zidane. Yes, Zinedine's son.

So far, José Jr. has seen on tv at least once when José Sr. won the Champions League with Inter.

Pic from FootyForTheSoul

UEFA Elite Clubs Meeting

The 12th UEFA Elite Club Coaches Forum was held at UEFA headquarters in Nyon on the afternoon of Wednesday and Thursday morning and was the occasion for top club coaches to discuss the latest trends in European football and express their views on the major issues affecting the elite club game.

A number of Europe's leading coaches have been invited and among those who have confirmed their attendance are: José Mourinho (Real Madrid CF), Josep Guardiola (FC Barcelona), Sir Alex Ferguson (Manchester United FC), Carlo Ancelotti (Chelsea FC), Roy Hodgson (Liverpool FC), Claude Puel (Olympique Lyonnais), Didier Deschamps (Olympique de Marseille), Massimiliano Allegri (AC Milan), Claudio Ranieri (AS Roma), Felix Magath (FC Schalke 04), Thomas Schaaf (SV Werder Bremen), Martin Jol (AFC Ajax), Jorge Jesus (SL Benfica), Jesualdo Ferreira (Málaga CF), Nikos Nioplias (Panathinaikos FC), Jean Fernandez (AJ Auxerre), Thorsten Fink (FC Basel 1893).

Spain's Real Madrid loving sports paper wants you to believe that there is a certain animosity between Pep Guardiola and José Mourinho. But....

Seconds later....They were all over each other.

Sir Alex Ferguson and Carlo Ancelotti were also smiling together.

Can you see how close Fergie and Ancelotti are???

German TV Presenter Gets Hit On The Head by a Ball

Jessica Kastrop, some blonde German tv presenter was hit by a ball on the head during a pre-match warm up. Guess which player tried to "hit on her"?? Chelsea flop Khalid Boulahrouz. No wonder they sold him.

More Vids of Getting Hit by A Football:

Harry Redknapp gets really angry after being hit by a football during an interview by a reserve player.

Jose Mourinho gets hit but not even a flinch....

Irrelevant News: The Very Young and (still) Sexy Mourinho. You probably have seen it before but just to refresh your memory with some eye candy.

Real (No Pun Intended) Train in LA

New coach José Mourinho is sexy without even trying!

I can think of billions of captions for this pic!!!

Ronaldo hangs out with Karim Benzema who may even go to jail for soliciting this prostitute who at the time of "business" was underaged.

The Cesc Fabregas Saga: Hotter than a Tortilla Española!!!

Okay, the very sexy man on the right wants to leave Arsenal for childhood club Barcelona but the very ugly old (and according to José Mourinho, a voyeur) wants to keep him for himself. I would....

Barcelona keep on putting bids for the midfielder but Arsenal always say back off!

Barcelona playmaker says its only a matter of time until Fabregas returns to the Nou Camp

Carles Puyol says that I love Sex Cesc is being held against his will in Arsenal. I would (by Cesc, i mean)

Former Arsenal captain Thierry Henry wants his successor to stay at the Emirates but understands why Cesc wants to leave for Spain.

Lets just enjoy this photo....

The Jealousy That Runs Through The Special One's Lines

José Mourinho looks on angrily at Cristiano Ronaldo as he compares the tanned skin of CR9.

Random: Two of the biggest egos in one training pitch?? Who will leave first? The Special One or the 80 Million Euro Baby???

Mancini's New Hair

Roberto Mancini hopes that the José Mourinho-inspired hairstyle could give the same results for Man City as it did for Inter...And the assistant looks stupid...