Benzema, Di Maria, Ozil And Xabi Alonso Look Like Animals?

Tomás Roncero, writer for Madrid-based newspaper AS, has gained media attention after his rant on some of Real Madrid players looking like certain types of animals.“Benzema is a harmless kitty, Di María is a pit-bull, Özil is a German shepherd, Xabi Alonso a Siberian husky.” says Roncero.

FRMS takes a look.

This Tomas man may have a point. Do you agree?

The Angry and Hurt Mourinho

José Mourinho is still a great manager, even after Real Madrid's 5-0 defeat to Barcelona. Everyone knows José wants the best from his players. So when Karim Benzema missed a great chance against Real Zaragoza , Mourinho reacted the way Mourinho would act.

But then, karma is everywhere. After the second half commenced, after Angel Di Maria put Madrid 3-1 in front, Mourinho accidentally hit his head on the dugout. The bump required attention from the physio but need not worry, The Special One is still alive.

Real (No Pun Intended) Train in LA

New coach José Mourinho is sexy without even trying!

I can think of billions of captions for this pic!!!

Ronaldo hangs out with Karim Benzema who may even go to jail for soliciting this prostitute who at the time of "business" was underaged.

Under-age sex scandal that could ruin France's WC Chances

THIS is the hooker at the centre of an underage-sex scandal which could ruin France's World Cup chances.

Blonde Zahia Dehar is said to have had £2,000-a-time romps with internationals Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema, Sidney Govou and Hatem Ben Arfa when 17.She has just turned 18 - the country's legal age for prostitution - and a judge is probing whether they knew how old she was. If found guilty, each could face up to three years in jail.

Wannabe model Zahia, seen in snaps on social networking sites, said of the players: "I loved them all - they spoiled me. I wasn't truthful about my age. They should be left alone."

This is Wahiba with Franck who are married with kids and Franck converted to Islam due to their union.

Reports in Paris claimed Bayern Munich ace Ribery - sent off in last night's Champions League semi-final against Lyon - had Zahia flown first class from France to Germany for sex in a hotel.

The 27-year-old, who has two daughters with wife Wahiba, is alleged to have later attended Zahia's 18th birthday party.

First Thierry Henry's handball, now this??! Oh mon dieu!