Shocks Of The Year: Russia and Qatar Win 2018 & 2022 World Cup Bid

"Yes, uzzz Fifa only care abouts zee money."

Russia's Igor Shuvalov, Russia's deputy minister steals the World Cup away from Blatter. Russia will be the first Eastern European country to host the WC. Out of the 16 stadias proposed, 13 need to be built.

Emir of the State of Qatar Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al-Thani and his wife Sheikha Moza bint Nasser Al-Missned receive the World Cup trophy.

Don't be sad, William. At least you have Kate. Remember, you have a wedding to plan.

Roman: You think you can help England win? Please, I bought 3 titles for Chelsea and I can buy the 2018 bid.

I know there is all these talk about Qatar and its human rights issues, etc. but c'mon! Who wouldn't want a fully air-conditioned stadium??!

Here is what went down behind closed doors.

2018 World Cup

Round 1: England 2 votes, Netherlands/Belgium 4 votes, Spain/Portugal 7 votes and Russia 9 votes (as no absolute majority was reached, the candidate with least amount of votes, England, was eliminated)

Round 2: Netherlands/Belgium 2 votes, Spain/Portugal 7 votes and Russia 13 votes (Russia obtained an absolute majority)

2022 World Cup

Round 1: Australia 1 vote, Japan 3 votes, Korea Republic 4 votes, Qatar 11 votes, USA 3 votes (Australia eliminated)

Round 2: Japan 2 votes, Korea Republic 5 votes, Qatar 10 votes and USA 5 votes (Japan eliminated)

Round 3: Korea Republic 5 votes, Qatar 11 votes, USA 6 votes (Korea Republic eliminated)

Round 4: Qatar 14 votes and USA 8 votes (Qatar obtained an absolute majority)

Abramovich Is Building A Nightclub Under Stamford Bridge

Owner of Chelsea, Roman Abramovich is splashing his on a new £20m private club under Stamford Bridge’s East Stand.

It has space for "500 close friends" , a £150,000 waterfall feature and a moving dance floor. Construction is almost complete and it expects to be opened in December.

I think the idea of a nightclub under the stadium is unique but the club itself is promoting going to nightclubs and the players don't have to go anywhere after the game ends.

Roman's new yacht, Eclipse almost ready!

Price tag:

£72million

Facilities: missile-detection system, two helipads, a luxury spa, swimming pool and a miniature submarine.

Roman reportedly spent £300 million to make sure the yacht meets all his needs

José Mourinho's Return to Stamford Bridge

In honour of José Mourinho's return to Stamford Bridge, I have complied quotes and sexy pictures of José Mourinho. My support will be for Mourinho when Carlo Ancelotti faces the most sucessful predecessor of his current club.

Words to describe José: Sexy, Controversial, Sexy,Honest, Sexy,Unapologetic,Sexy. ( Im taking things to far)

“Pressure? There is no pressure. Bird Flu is pressure.(The Press Laugh) No, you laugh, but I am being serious. I am more worried about the swan then I am about football."

“I purposely when to Stamford Bridge for the match against Fulham to see the fans and the players. Because, when I go there in March, I want to go there without any emotion." The picture above shows Jose in mentioned occasion.
“Who were (Frank) Lampard, (John) Terry and (Didier) Drogba two years ago? They were certainly not world stars. And in this moment who are they?"

The bust up with Russian billionaire and owner of Chelsea Football Club Roman Abramovich made Mourinho leave the club he won 2 Premiership titles with.

“If he said that it is because somebody told him. And he is part of the clan [against me]," he continued." When asked by reporters about current Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti's comments who said the whole of Italy except Inter fans will want them to loose.

“This is nothing against Sir Alex whatsoever. After the game on Wednesday we were together in my office and we spoke and drank wine. Unfortunately it was a very bad bottle of wine and he was complaining, so when we go to Old Trafford for the second leg, on my birthday, I will take a beautiful bottle of Portuguese wine.”“But he is a great manager, he is clever and used his power and his prestige. The referee should not allow it. I have a lot of respect for Ferguson. I call him boss because he is the manager’s boss. Maybe when I become 60, the kids will call me the same.”

“I saw their players and manager go for a lap of honour after losing to us in their last home game. In Portugal if you do this, they throw bottles at you.” – on Manchester United

“I told Mr Ferguson United didn’t deserve to leave with nothing”. – After Chelsea beat Manchester United 1-0 in Mourinho’s first game as manager.

“After all that has happened this season – and that is a lot – I’ve reached the conclusion that I am a good loser.” – after losing the Premiership title to Manchester United in the 2006/2007 season.

“I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea.” – on Arsène Wenger

John Terry vs Wayne Bridge

The one-hand shake! Even the kid mascot wanted to know if Bridgey will shake his hand with Terry.

This was the closest they actually got.

Is he snarling at John?

Roman Abramovich just rolled out of bed, I guess.

Toni Terry was also present...