MId-Week Premier League Madness

Rafael Van der Vaart squares up with Phil Bardsley in an-almost-kissing distance.

Park,Park, Wherever You May Be, WTF ?? Goodness, its so WEIRD.

Vidic the cannibal. Or maybe he really likes sky blue.

They're probably talking some cool stuff in Dutch.

Rafael Da Silva was giving a piece of his mind against former Red Carlos Tevez in similar fashion by his namesake at Spurs.

And Carlos was erm...*insert captions please*

This fan was appropriately dressed.

Carlo Ancelotti looks like a grandma with that blue beanie.

The Great Ian Holloway gets angry at reporters on his selection against Aston Villa.

Same Ol' Joey. Three words Barton.Punch.Idiot.

Oh rite! The scores:
Spurs 1-1 Sunderland
Citeh 0-0 United
Chelsea 1-0 Fulham.

Aston Villa 3-2 Blackpool

Newcastle 1-2 Blackburn

Barclays Player And Manager Of The Month

Carlo Ancelotti was voted Manager of the Month and deservingly so. Chelsea are the only club so far to win all their games. But to be fair, Chelsea had an easy run-in.

Paul Scholes won the monthly accolade for players. Paul Scholes is in his twilight of his career but plays like he is in his 20's and tackles like he is 8 years old. :D

Sunderland Fans More Fat than Newcastle Fans.

"Newcastle fans, no longer number 1"

The Department of Health have put together shocking statistics accumulated from a survey, which shows footie fans against each other to see who drank, smoked and ate the most.

According to the results, Fulham fans drink the most alcohol, Sunderland fans are the most unhealthy (nicer way of saying “fat”).

Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United were joined by newcomers Blackpool in the healthy fans department.

• Sunderland: 51.3%
• Everton: 51.16%
• Wigan Athletic: 48.21%
• Manchester City: 47.25%
• Fulham: 47.17%
• Blackburn Rovers: 45.0%
• West Ham United: 44.99%
• Bolton Wanderers: 44.9%
• Wolverhampton Wanderers: 44.89%
• Tottenham Hotspur: 44.87%
• West Bromwich Albion: 44.63%
• Aston Villa: 43.23%
• Stoke City: 42.19%
• Birmingham City: 41.49%
• Liverpool: 40.5%
• Newcastle United: 40.32%
• Chelsea : 38.48%
• Manchester United: 36.39%
• Arsenal: 36.3%
• Blackpool: 30.33%