For Post World Cup Bid Announcement Hangovers

..listen to Nani's interview for Rio Ferdinand's online magazine FIVE as a way to brighten up your day. Nani talks about how the name 'Nani' came about, hardest trainer at Carrington as well as the worst dresser in the squad.

Nani tries to act British too. FAIL.

Man United Sign Bébé

Sir Alex Ferguson has made one of the biggest shocks this summer by splashing out around £7.5million on Portuguese striker Bébé. The 20-year-old joins United subject to passing a medical and will take United’s summer spending to around £25million.

Never heard of him?? Me neither till I almost got shocked when I saw on the official site site that another player was coming to United.

1. His full name is Tiago Manuel Dias Correia, otherwise known as Bébé. (Haha,very funny)

2. United signed him from Portuguese club Vitória de Guimarães.

3. He was raised in an orphanage and spent most of his childhood on the streets.

4. Sir Alex met Bébé on Tuesday and immediately signed him up after talks. Well it’s not that hard to sell the club to a player is it?

5. The 20-year-old only joined Guimarães five weeks ago from Portuguese third division club, Estrala da Amadora.

7. United’s former assistant, Carlos Queiroz, recommended him to Sir Alex.

8. He is 6ft 2in tall, strong in the air and a technically-gifted striker with a powerful right foot.

9. Oh yeah, he doesn't speak English. But no worries since compatriot Nani has stepped in to help in language barriers.

Man United leave for the USA

Sir Alex Ferguson and assistant Mike Phelan

How to differentiate Fabio and Rafael da Silva...Fabio is the married one...Look at the wedding finger

Ritchie de Laet, Gabriel Obertan, Ben Amos and new signing Chris Smalling chat together

Before boarding on the plane...

Nani could have been relaxing now if he played in the World Cup but injury stopped him playing for Portugal.

Kiko Macheda and his newspaper

Manchester United 3 Tottenham Hotspurs 1

Manchester United overcame a determined Tottenham side to go top of the Premier League. The Old Trafford side had two Ryan Giggs penalties to thank for their victory which puts them ahead of Chelsea at least until the west London side takes on Stoke City on Sunday.

After a quiet first half Patrice Evra was felled in the box by Benoit Assou Ekotto and veteran Giggs made no mistake from the spot. Ledley King headed in from a Gareth Bale corner to level things ten minutes later. However Nani restored United’s lead over the White Hart Lane side.

Ryan Giggs put away another spot kick after Wilson Palacios brought down Nani to seal the contest and hand Sir Alex Ferguson a crucial win.

Long time injury victims Aaron Lennon and Owen Hargreaves were subs of the match.

The Starting XI with NO Wayne Rooney due to a groin injury

Dimitar Berbatov faced his old club and had to do alot in the absence of Rooney.

Ryan Giggs converts a penalty at the 58 minute

But Ledley King equalises from a Gareth Bale corner

Nani strikes back with 10 minutes left.

Ryan Giggs scores another from the penalty spot four minutes before stoppage time.

Patrice Evra and Nani both vomitted on the pitch,btw and Wayne Rooney who was in the directors' lounge brought along his son Kai.

Bolton Wanderers 0-4 Manchester United

Sir Alex Ferguson rested Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand to gain 3 points at the Reebok Stadium as an own goal, a double by Dimitar Berbatov and a strike by Darron Gibson ensured Manchester United stayed at the peak of the Premier League after Arsenal were held to a draw against Birmingham and Chelsea slaughtered Aston Villa by 7 goals to 1.

Bolton's Jloyd Samuel scored Manchester United's first goal at the 38th minute which makes the own goal tally in favour of United to 11.

This is Ryan Giggs first start since he broke his wrist against Aston Villa and Nani was very creative on the left wing and supplied the ball to Berbatov.

Dimitar Berbatov scored twice to prove United are not totally dependent on Wayne Rooney.

Darron Gibson sealed the deal by scoring a superb strike at the 81st minute.

Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand were rested for United's trip to Germany to face Bayern Munich in the Champions League QF's. United will face Chelsea next weekend in a match that may as well decide who wins the EPL.

United Boys In International Friendly Action!

Rooney chatted up with John Terry, axed former England captain before kick-off at Wembley when the Lions faced Egypt. ( i never wrote something this diplomatic and off-the-newspaper ish before)

Wes Brown also started!

Carrick came as a substitute and provide the goals for England and his thigh for viewing pleasure!

Patrice Evra had a "friendly" chat with Premier League rival Arsenal's skipper Cesc Fabregas with Yoann Gourcuff holding him back and David Villa barging through only to have their side lose 2-0 at home to Spain.

Scotland skipper Darren Fletcher helped his side win 1-0 against Czech Republic

Nani was also involved when Portugal beat China 3-0

I know this is UNITED Boys Only but CR gives us a nice view!

Park Ji-Sung made my day when South Korea won over Didier Drogba's Ivory Coast. I wonder which is the source of the pain, his leg or the Ivory Coast dude's leg.

NiKE Sponsored Countries to Wear Eco-Friendly Kits.

In my entire life on this beautiful planet, never did I know that plastic bottles will be worn by world-class professional footballers. Yes, plastic bottles have been converted into kits. The creator? Nike!Did you know, all the kits are made out of plastic bottles which were provided by landmills in Japan and Vietnam?

Robert Koren of Solvenia, Vince Grella of Australia, Clint Dempsey of USA, Nani of Portugal, one Umbro-sponsored team Jermaine Jenas of England, Alexandre Pato of Brazil, Edson Bradfeeld of Netherlands, Cy Lee of Korea, Ryan Nelson of New Zealand and Nenaid Mkijis of Serbia poses during the Nike unveils the new Brazil home and away kit, plus 8 away kits for the other Nike-Sponsored federations appearing at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa at Battersea Power Station in London, England.

Manchester united 3-0 West Ham.

Manchester United made sure that they put the defeat against Everton behind them and celebrated a Century at Old Trafford when Wayne Rooney headed two-third of the goals while his substitute Michael Owen scored after 3 minutes playing at the hallowed turf of Old Trafford.

Wayne Rooney's header ensured United a 2nd goal after cross from Valencia making his 2nd header of the game and 4th in 2 games.

Michael Owen wasted no time ensuring United after substituting Wayne Rooney at the 76 minute.

Anderson suffered a huge blow after injuring his knee. This was his first after a long time of absence. He will in the sidelines for 6 months.

Injured Ryan Giggs(wrist) and Owen Hargreaves(knee) watched from the stands with rested Edwin van de Sar and suspended Nani.

Nemanja Vidic shares a joke with former team mate Radoslav Kováč during his days at Spartak Moscow. This is Vida's first game of 2010 after suffering a nerve problem in his left leg.

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Manchester United Training & Press Conference

Maybe the reason there is a frown on Nani's face is because of his red card against Villa?

At least Ferdinand can play in European games!

Star player Rooney will be key when the Devils take on the Rossoneri's

SAF is happy :D

now WORRIED? wtf?

Idk abt you but does it seems a little flirtatious for you?

"TIRED"

Maybe its the jet lag or Sir Alex's heavy glaswegian accent!

Arsenal 1-3 Manchester United

Manchester United proved once again that the bullets from the Gunners cant stop the fire and fierceness of the Devils. This was a critical match for the both sides as the winners could close in the gap with premier league leaders Chelsea. The first goal came in the 32nd minute when Arsenal's no.1 GK Manuel Almunia inadvertently clawing the cross into his net after Nani used some of his famous tricks trying to pass to South Korean International Ji-Sung Park. Minutes later, Nani helped Wayne Rooney score the 2nd goal beautifully scoring his century of goals in the EPL with his stint at United and childhood love, Everton. By the first half, Arsenal were down 2-0. Remember the last time they were 2-0 down by HT? It was the Bolton match which they won 4-2 but sadly could not translate that to the pitch this time. There was more trouble after the 2nd half when Park Ji-Sung scored inside the penalty box against 4 defenders. Thomas Vermaelen made sure Arsenal at least got a consolation prize with a goal at the 78th minute which took a deflection out of Jonny Evans. Manchester United now stand strong and proud and are proving to the world that United are still in the title race.