A Medical or A Soft Adult Film: You Decide

Attention: You have been warned.

Gourcuff is horn-y

Arsenal Signs Marouane Chamakh (as if we didn't know) and Marouane-Yoann Tribute

Everyone saw it coming. There were persistent rumors circulating the media about Arsenal signing Marouane Chamakh on a free transfer and guess what? THE Press was right!!!

Marouane Chamakh rejected offers from North-London rivals Tottenham and Liverpool to join his favourite English club. He will be wearing the number 29 shirt and will face tough competition for starts with Robin Van Persie, Nicklas Bendtner, Carlos Vela and Eduardo also part of the Arsenal attack.

“I am delighted to become part of the English football atmosphere,” Chamakh told L’Equipe. “It is something amazing. “I am counting down the days – 11 short days. As time passes, it feels strange. I am experiencing many emotions.”

“Bordeaux offered me a contract extension that was almost impossible to refuse, financially – the figures were very close to those offered by Arsenal.

“I have always loved Arsenal’s football. I know I will have to adapt, but I have experience of playing the short passing game from working with Yoann Gourcuff.”

He really doesn't forget the ones he love. This transfer has left me in tears as we say goodbye to a bromance that has budded between Marouane and Yoann Gourcuff in Bordeaux. *sobs*

I am on the verge of tears.....

Check out what Arsène Wenger wore during the unveiling of Marouane Chamakh.

France team Cycle Around A Lake

The French football team members cycle during a training session around a lake, on May 19, 2010 in Tignes in the French Alps, as part of the preparation for the upcoming World Cup 2010. France will play Uruguay in Capetown in its group A opener match on June 11.

Thierry Henry, Patrice Evra and William Gallas

Nicolas Anelka

Franck Ribery leads the way!

Its Yoann Gourcuff, baby!!!

Samir Nasri wants to break Yoann and Marouane's Bromance?

Samir Nasri would love to have Marouane Chamakh in Arsenal which he is expected to move in the summer according to transfer gossips. Samir has played against Marouane during Samir's time in Marseille. which means....

the Yoann/Marouane bromance will be over....I need some Kleenex!

Bordeaux's Best to be Separated?

The Bromance of Yoann Gourcuff and Marouane Chamakh is rumoured to end with the former being tracked by Real Madrid and the latter on the verge of signing with Arsenal.

I am already in tears..

Bromance: Yoann Gourcuff et Marouane Chamakh

Une belle historie de deux hommes qui ne peuvent vivre sans l'autre.

Btw, Bordeaux won the match 2-1 on the night and 3-1 on aggregate against Olympiacos to qualify for the quarter finals of the Champions League. I guess it was the pink kits.

Bromance: Yoann Gourcuff and Marouane Chamakh

Marouane: Don't leave me, I can't do this alone

Yoann: Anything is possible if you just believe, now go!

United Boys In International Friendly Action!

Rooney chatted up with John Terry, axed former England captain before kick-off at Wembley when the Lions faced Egypt. ( i never wrote something this diplomatic and off-the-newspaper ish before)

Wes Brown also started!

Carrick came as a substitute and provide the goals for England and his thigh for viewing pleasure!

Patrice Evra had a "friendly" chat with Premier League rival Arsenal's skipper Cesc Fabregas with Yoann Gourcuff holding him back and David Villa barging through only to have their side lose 2-0 at home to Spain.

Scotland skipper Darren Fletcher helped his side win 1-0 against Czech Republic

Nani was also involved when Portugal beat China 3-0

I know this is UNITED Boys Only but CR gives us a nice view!

Park Ji-Sung made my day when South Korea won over Didier Drogba's Ivory Coast. I wonder which is the source of the pain, his leg or the Ivory Coast dude's leg.