Suarez Does A Mike Tyson And Eto'o Does A Zidane

Firstly, Luis Suarez. Yes, Ajax's captain may have done a "Hand Of God" Part 2 but no one saw this coming. In Ajax's match against PSV Eindhoven (that ended 0-0), Ajax's Rasmus Lindren was shown a straight red for a ruthless challenge on Ibrahim Afellay (set to join Barca in January).

His challenge started off a fracas between the two clubs. During the scuffle, Suarez fleetingly seemed to bite PSV’s Otman Bakkal on the shoulder.

The ref was in a very good position when this Tyson-esque thing happened and Suarez went out unpunished. After the final whistle, Suarez and Bakkal left the pitch side by side. Problem solved.

Inter Milan's crisis intensified with a 2-1 defeat at Chievo where Samuel Eto'o committed a Zidane-like headbutt that could result in a lengthy suspension.

In a moment of madness similar , Eto'o headbutted Bostjan Cesar in the chest after having been hit by the defender. The referee missed the incident but the big boys at Serie A are surely to look at video evidence and will certainly give him a lengthy ban.

Unique Celebration From Eto'o

Samuel Eto'o was part of Inter's 4-0 trashing of Werder Bremen in the Champions League and Eto'o scored a hattrick.After scoring his third goal, Eto'o ran over to the press area, borrowed a camera and took some pictures of Wesley Sneijder as he came over to join the celebration. Why? No one knows.

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The players stripped for renown photographer Annie Leibowitz

Sulley Muntari can't believe he is stripping for his country! Why is Landon Donovan covering up his head with a white cloth? Kaká looks cute as usual but I don't get Samuel Eto'o's pose. Its also good to see Alexandre Pato after his divorce.

I get C-Ron but Drogba? Seriously???